IST: Children's Story

It was a stormy night, but somehow, more stars could be seen in the past hundred years, but who ever said that this was in the past hundred years. It was the year 314, and hundreds of children from around Europe and Asia were there on an all-school sleep at the school night. This was the main international school of the entire Roman empire, and was respected by all for its fabulous teachers, including the amazing Ms. Kellyeth Witteraximus. One of those students was named Benimus, and he was to become on of the most important students in all of history, for he would find the famous treasure of Imphatigableixuyjartipixas. Our hero had just woken up after hearing a noise, and it was not just any noise, it sounded like show tunes being sung by a perfect voice. Benimus, being the most curious child in the school, ran to what he thought was the source, and saw his best friend Rexus with his ear to the floor. " OK........., this is kind of awkward, but what are you doing," inquired Benimus.

"I'm talking to the floor, and now it is answering a question I asked, no I am listening to the music that is blaring so loudly, what do you think," said Rexus in a sarcastic tone.

"Well if it is so loud, why are you and me the only people woken up by it?"

"Exactly my point, you're awake."

"I mean why is nobody else being woken up!"

Suddenly, they heard a rough noise from below the ground outside that sounded like a shovel. They walked out into the storm and walked about 2 feet from the source of the noise. The storm seemed to have stopped, as if waiting for a dramatic moment to strike and heighten a scary moment. Then, the scraping noise stopped abruptly, and a pounding noise began and went on for a minute, when the marble playground in front of them burst outwards(many historians who look back on the event have discussed whether or not it truly burst, as it was actually only about 2 feet squared of marble falling inwards, but in the end they decided to leave it as exploded in the history books for purposes of drama). Then, a hand leaped out of the hole and grasped the the marble worn down by many of students sandals, and at this very moment, the storm let loose the most dramatic bolt of lightning in living/dying history (However, before life even existed, all lightning bolts were twice this dramatic, although, when the first life form came to existence, the largest brightest thunder bolt did strike right behind the life form followed by the most dramatic roll of thunder. Mother Nature is known to have been the best drama actress of all time, and therefore made sure that storms were going on at the proper time and place.) The hand was then followed by a granite box skidding across the marble with the noise that had woken them up blasting through the casing. The rest of the hands body pulled itself out of the whole, and this new person walked up to them and said in a rasping Irish voice,"Wowee, it gets pretty stuffy down there wee little scunners. You best be opening that box before it wakes the entire building."

There was a ten second pause, in which Rexus and Benimus gave the man a look so dramatic that it could only be described as, a look! Rexus the broke the silence, or at least semi-silence with the box blasting its music, and asked,"Wouldn't that just make the noise louder?"

This was followed by another pause, this time caused by the man, who was distracted by a piece of dust, and realized that he was asked a question and said," Oh definitely not bigjobs(this man was raised by a group of pictsies(not to be confused with their nicer cousins, pixies) known as the Fac Mac Neegle, who  call humans bigjobs, and speak some sort of English dialect with the oddest slang, meaning mispronunciation, and seeing everything from the point of view of someone 2 inches tall), it will in fact make it quiet down, and it always picks two people to hear it, and then makes them open it, or else it makes everyone else here a more annoying version and blame it all on you two, for this is the treasure of Imphatigableixuyjartipixas!"

A final dramatic pause happened, and then Benimus asked in disappointed voice," That's it, we open it and it shuts up, and we had all of these dramatic flashes of lightning just for this? Well, may as well open it."

Benimus slowly lifted the lid with a roll of thunder building and building and then lifted it all the way open and THEN..............there was silence, as the man promised, and Rexus and Benimus were dissapointed. The man then took the box and walked away and they never saw him again. Rexus then invoked another dramatic pause not planned by Mother Nature, but it still pleased her that others had a love for drama and said to Benimus," Wanna' go back to bed"?

"Sure," And so was the adventure for the musical treasure box of Imphatigableixuyjartipixas finished, and Mother Nature as happy as Mother Nature when she had just set up an amazing dramatic scene.

And then a new metaphor was invented, as happy as a dog with the bone, as everyone thought the Mother Nature metaphor was too long and was used horribly in that situation.

THE END!!!!!!

(The story was supposed to be funny).